From the desk of General Secretary Comrade Galloway

February 3, 2008 at 9:50 pm (anti-semitism, fascism, Galloway, Jim D, stalinism, thuggery)

Dear Comrades,

You will know as well as I that bourgeois so-called “justice” is a decadent, Western snare and delusion, and that no comrade should have any illusions in it, controlled as it is by imperialism and Zionist conspirators. 

However, occasionally, our enemies in the Western judicial system become disorientated, and their Zionist masters temporarily lose control. Such was the situation when I won my famous victory against the Zionist neo-con Daily Telegraph, which had the audacity to accuse me of being in the pay of Comrade Saddam Hussein, the heroic leader of free Iraq – a man I admired and supported with no question of money or barrels of oil changing hands.

Comrades! I can once again announce that the evil machinations of the Zionists have been thwarted! The Electoral Commissioner has shown his independence from the forces of Zionism and imperialism by recognising that I, and embodied in myself, the forces of anti-imperialism world-wide, should have exclusive use of the Party name “Respect”.

This ruling will come as a body-blow to the revisionist, Trotskyite renegades under the Trotsky-fascist Reese and his epigone German – two former comrades I once made the mistake of praising as “Britain’s foremost left-wing power-couple”. Little did I know then,  that these Trotskyite revisionists were in thrall to imperialism and its international pay-masters, Zionism!

When the terrible news of the Reese/German Zionist conspiracy reached my ears, I -naturally – had no choice but to act. As the living embodiment of international anti-imperialism, you would expect no less of me, would you, comrades? I exposed the Reese/German Zionist plot for what it was, and (just to be on the safe side) also fired all my doctors.

Throughout the world, and especially in the Middle East, the very stars cried out “Oh Comrade George, you are our liberator, our Leader and our comrade! Whilst our daughters are being violated by the Crusader Zionist imperialists, and the very heavens weep, you alone can lead us into the non-Zionist future, in which all non-Zionists will be free to live in harmony with other non-Zionists!”

When I heard this cry, I literally exploded with rage, and vowed, there and then, to devote my entire life to seeking justice for all the world’s peoples, except (of course) the Zionists. And Americans. And I don’t much like Australians, either.

Wisely, the ex-Trotskyite Alan Thornett, publicly confessed to his counter-revolutionary past, which included poisoning wells and sabotaging Comrade Healy’s anti-Zionist surveillance, and so I was able to pardon this misguided comrade and offer him a place on the Central Committee, alongside other ex-Trotskyites such as Comrades Hoverman and Ovenden, both of whom have also publicly confessed to counter-revolutionary activity and criticised themselves before the masses.

Workers, peasants and intellectuals! I now call upon you to bend every nerve, sinew and muscle to ensure that Comrade Livingstone is triumphant in his epic struggle against the forces of reaction, embodied by the arch-criminal Johnson. Let our past differences with Comrade Livingstone now be put to one side, as we have signed a Pact that will ensure a resolute and implacable  People’s Front against the forces of imperialism and Zionism. I expect that all comrades will observe the necessary discipline, and offer Comrade Livingstone full support in his heroic struggle against the forces of Zionism, imperialism and their ultra-left allies.

Yours in solidarity,

G. Galloway, Gen Sec.

P.S:

Comrades! News has just reached me that the revisionist and pro-Zionist agent Thornett dares defy me on the question of backing Comrade Livingstone. So this is how he repays me!! The miserable ex- (or NOT SO EX???) Trotskyite Zionist will rue the day he dared defy me, and the masses – and so will his minescule and demoralised band of followers. They will all be denied winnable seats as ‘Respect’ candidates at the next general election. And Salma will snub them. They’ll confess to being Zionist agents and beg for rehabilitation, just you see!

G.G. 

 PPS: Any unattached, reasonably young and presentable Palestinian women who can word-process (or are willing to learn), and would like a job as my secretary, please get in touch, and I’ll arrange an interview – G.G.

(All the above: as dictated to Jim Denham)