Behead Those Who Insult Santa!

December 14, 2014 at 12:29 am (Christmas, posted by JD, secularism, spoofs)

“I was one of you. I was a typical Canadian. I grew up on the hockey rink and spent my teenage years on stage playing guitar. I had no criminal record. I was a bright student and maintained a strong GPA in university. So how could one of your people end up in my place? And why is it that your own people are the ones turning against you at home? The answer is that we have accepted the true call of Santa Claus and his reindeer.”

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H/t: Terry Glavin

8 Comments

  1. Alistair said,

    Shiraz certainly. Socialist not.

  2. Jim Denham said,

    And why’s that?

  3. caseypurvis said,

    DEFINITELY SHOWS A LOT OF INTELLIGENCE–NOT

  4. @red_korat said,

    @caseypurvis

    FWIW (and because you seem to think these numbers have some sort of ‘authority’) my IQ is in the 190s. You are a gibbering idiot and a tool.

    There. You’ve been told, you mental midget. Now piss off.

    • caseypurvis said,

      YOU WOULD NOT SPEAK IN SUCH AN IGNORANT MANNER IF YOU HAD A 190 IQ

  5. caseypurvis said,

    fat guy-beard————————cool dude

  6. Bas said,

    And there was me thinking there was no need for a Sanity Clause!

  7. Jim Denham said,

    Nice one Bas!

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