Trevor Kavanagh, the Sun’s associate editor is outraged at the police raid on The Sun’s journalists.
“The police are a bunch of bully boys who misuse their powers,” said bearded Mr Kavanagh (63). “The laws are far too draconian and the police and courts come down too hard on criminals.”
“We should never jump to conclusions about those who are suspected of crimes,” said the father of seven.
Red with anger, the Wapping wizard declared, “Loyalty prevents me from saying what I think of the News International “family”, but I do have to say Murdoch (85) is shafting his employees to save his own skin.”
“I am seriously thinking of bringing this case to the European Court of Human Rights.”
Your Fun in The Sun fisking here of Mr Kavanagh’s words.
Page 3 girl declined to appear today, saying she heard prison was a bad place to get a manicure.
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