Well, we have to admit it guys, this hasn’t been one of our great years. The Elders and I know that most of you have made every effort to stretch the power of the Entity, but there have been set backs. For instance, there is wild talk about controlling banking excesses. It may just be talk, but it’s making us uneasy. And what was that Copenhagen crap about? We shafted it as best we could but the ugly monster of environmental responsibility is rearing its green head again.
Though we have firm footholds in most global organisations and our shills and stooges are in the highest places (as well as the lowest), there are complete blog sites which are holding out against our penetration. Next year we expect that every one of you puppets will make inroads into those few remaining areas of defiance.
We are forced to give you today off but you’d better be back by tomorrow to take your part in the global domination of all finance and media.
Remember, in the words of that traditional Christmas song:-
The future’s ours,
We’ve only just begun
I’d write more but a rare reindeer – last of its kind I believe – is being roasted for me and the rest of the Elders.
Happy Christmas, everyone.
Update:- Denham, Dunbar, Priest, Rosie B. – that laughable request for a bonus or even a Boxing Day tip was evidently some joke you found in a cracker, and has gone the way of all post-Christmas debris