Those Zionists just keep getting more clever!

November 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm (crap, fascism, voltairespriest)

For those who haven’t seen this month’s Searchlight (website here, November edition not yet up at the time of writing), it really is worth buying for one story alone. I actually convulsed with slightly nauseous laughter at the sheer stupidity and paranoia of the BNP leadership, who believe they’ve rumbled the real political roots behind the gaggle of baboon-like thugs that is the English Defence League.

Nick Lowles’ article recounts footage of a conversation between BNP fuhrer Nick Griffin and his deputy, Simon Darby, having a conversation about the EDL. In spite of the involvement of BNP members such as Chris Renton and Davy Cooling with the EDL, both organisations deny having formal links with each other. Further, the “new”, “respectable” BNP is concerned to publicly distance itself from the drunken rabble of the EDL.

But of course, Griffin thinks there’s more to the EDL than that. And being a far-rightist, he puts that organisation’s actions down to manipulation by an old enemy whose very mention twitches the sphincters of fascists worldwide. Yes, it’s the Jews… oh sorry I mean “Zionists”. In a conversation with Darby, posted conveniently on YouTube for those who want to listen to them drivelling at each other, Griffin says:

“Spelling it out in simple terms, you look at the owners of the Daily Express, the Daily Star and their interests. This is a neo-con operation. This is a Zionist false flag operation, designed to create a real clash of civilisations right here on our streets between Islam and the rest of us.”

Yes, Richard Desmond, the proprietor of the two newspapers mentioned, is Jewish. The Daily Star in particular has run stories that appear supportive to the EDL. Therefore, what more proof did dear old Nick think he needed of this grand conspiracy? Stand up in a court o’ law, that would.

I am sorry to disappoint the two BNP leaders, but they have got it all quite wrong. Jim and I have checked with Shiraz Socialist’s own Zionist backers, and they assure us that they have nothing to do with the EDL. Apparently they did consider offering some support in an effort to discredit the BNP, but the costs of cheap lager and bomber jackets proved too prohibitive. Therefore they allowed a consortium of Freemasons and Marxists to move in, instead.

I hope this clears the matter up for posterity.

5 Comments

  1. Nathan Rothschild said,

    Jim and I have checked with Shiraz Socialist’s own Zionist backers, and they assure us that they have nothing to do with the EDL. Apparently they did consider offering some support in an effort to discredit the BNP, but the costs of cheap lager and bomber jackets proved too prohibitive. Therefore they allowed a consortium of Freemasons and Marxists to move in, instead.

    Not the story as I know it, Priest. I ordered you & Denham to infiltrate the EDL to take it over, and the pair of you cocked up big time. Those EDL guys chucked you out for being too drunk and belligerent. They said they couldn’t trust you to keep the violence and abuse in check and that you were lowering the tone of the League. So if you want to take swings at the UAF in future, you can do it in your own time and on your own earnings.

  2. voltairespriest said,

    Get your fucking wallet out Rothschild: Denham and I have a meeting with the people from Harry’s Place today, and you know how much their bellini bill usually comes to. You gotta come up with the shekels if you want the business doing, that’s the way of the world.

    • Nathan Rothschild said,

      Don’t try it on with me, Priest. If Harry’s Place wants to employ you two as bouncers at one of their baguette and bruschetta fights that’s their look out. Don’t get ideas above your station, son. Compared to the well-funded Harry.s Place, the Himalayas of the Zionist entity, you two are half-trodden cow pats. Or,given your location, half-demolished slag heaps,

  3. voltairespriest said,

    What, not even a fiver for a kebab? Bastard.

  4. Rosie said,

    Why is it only Jim & Volty that get any Zionist funding? I keep checking my bank statements for unexpected sums from strange Swiss accounts and there’s nothing there (literally).

    But on the main post, it does depress me that such an obvious frothy-mouthed conspiracy theorist fantasist fascist finds a million or so people to vote for the party he heads.

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