Housekeeping Slobs Unite
Phyllis Diller has died. As someone who cleans the kitchen floor when my feet stick to it, I always liked her anti-housewife routines.
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Call your house “lived-in” when it’s really “no survivors”.
Jim Denham said,
August 20, 2012 at 11:42 pm
Oh dear: she was one funny lady. Here’s her first TV appearance (on Groucho Marx’s show), plus her own latter-day commentary:
Roger McCarthy (@RF_McCarthy) said,
August 21, 2012 at 10:38 am
If I had one of these new fangled camera phone thingies I’d send you a pic of my collection of anti-housework fridge magnets several of which are probably direct quotes from Phyllis Diller.
But while a clean house is indeed a sure sign of a wasted life what do you say to someone who has already wasted their life and doesn’t even have a clean house to show for it?
Roger McCarthy (@RF_McCarthy) said,
August 21, 2012 at 1:31 pm
But then there is this:
Not so much a ‘roast’ of the then Governor Reagan but the most gentle basting imaginable….