The New Statesman: an apology
No, not really. But the new edition, guest-edited by Richard Dawkins, goes some way to making up for the religious propaganda and apologetics regularly churned out by the likes of Mehdi Hassan, John Gray and Sholto Byrnes. Dawkins’s leader article (in the form of an open letter to Cameron) is generally sound, if somewhat more friendly and polite than I’d be:
An open letter to the Rt Hon David Cameron MP from the New Statesman’s Christmas 2011 guest editor, Richard Dawkins (pictured below):

Merry Christmas! I mean it. All that “Happy Holiday Season” stuff, with “holiday” cards and “holiday” presents, is a tiresome import from the US, where it has long been fostered more by rival religions than by atheists. A cultural Anglican (whose family has been part of the Chipping Norton Set since 1727, as you’ll see if you look around you in the parish church), I recoil from secular carols such as “White Christmas”, “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” and the loathsome “Jingle Bells”, but I’m happy to sing real carols, and in the unlikely event that anyone wants me to read a lesson I’ll gladly oblige – only from the King James Version, of course.
Token objections to cribs and carols are not just silly, they distract vital attention from the real domination of our culture and politics that religion still gets away with, in (tax-free) spades. There’s an important difference between traditions freely embraced by individuals and traditions enforced by government edict. Imagine the outcry if your government were to require every family to celebrate Christmas in a religious way. You wouldn’t dream of abusing your power like that. And yet your government, like its predecessors, does force religion on our society, in ways whose very familiarity disarms us. Setting aside the 26 bishops in the House of Lords, passing lightly over the smooth inside track on which the Charity Commission accelerates faith-based charities to tax-free status while others (quite rightly) have to jump through hoops, the most obvious and most dangerous way in which governments impose religion on our society is through faith schools – as Rabbi Jonathan Romain reminds us on page 27.
We should teach about religion, if only because religion is such a salient force in world politics and such a potent driver of lethal conflict. We need more and better instruction in comparative religion (and I’m sure you’ll agree with me that any education in English literature is sadly impoverished if the child can’t take allusions from the King James Bible). But faith schools don’t so much teach about religion as indoctrinate in the particular religion that runs the school. Unconscionably, they give children the message that they belong specifically to one particular faith, usually that of their parents, paving the way, at least in places such as Belfast and Glasgow, for a lifetime of discrimination and prejudice.
Psychologists tell us that, if you experimentally separate children in any arbitrary way – say, dress half of them in green T-shirts and half in orange – they will develop in-group loyalty and outgroup prejudice. To continue the experiment, suppose that, when they grow up, greens only marry greens and oranges only marry oranges. Moreover, “green children” only go to green schools and “orange children” to orange schools. Carry on for 300 years and what have you got? Northern Ireland, or worse. Religion may not be the only divisive power that can propel dangerous prejudices down through many generations (language and race are other candidates) but religion is the only one that receives active government support in the form of schools.
So deeply ingrained is this divisive ethos in our social consciousness that journalists, and indeed most of us, breezily refer to “Catholic children”, “Protestant children”, “Muslim children”, “Christian children”, even where the children are too young to decide what they think about questions that divide the various faiths. We assume that children of Catholic parents (for instance) just are “Catholic children”, and so on. A phrase such as “Muslim child” should grate like fingernails on a blackboard. The appropriate substitution is “child of Muslim parents”.
I satirised the faith-labelling of children, in the Guardian last month (26 November), using an analogy that almost everybody gets as soon as he hears it – we wouldn’t dream of labelling a child a “Keynesian child” simply because her parents were Keynesian economists. Mr Cameron, you replied to that serious and sincere point with what could distinctly be heard on the audio version as a contemptuous snigger: “Comparing John Maynard Keynes to Jesus Christ shows, in my view, why Richard Dawkins just doesn’t really get it.” Do you get it now, Prime Minister? Obviously I was not comparing Keynes with Jesus. I could just as well have used “monetarist child” or “fascist child” or “postmodernist child” or “Europhile child”. Moreover, I wasn’t talking specifically about Jesus, any more than Muhammad or the Buddha.
In fact, I think you got it all along. If you are like several government ministers (of all three parties) to whom I have spoken, you are not really a religious believer yourself. Several ministers and ex-ministers of education whom I have met, both Conservative and Labour, don’t believe in God but, to quote the philosopher Daniel Dennett, they do “believe in belief”. A depressingly large number of intelligent and educated people, despite having outgrown religious faith, still vaguely presume without thinking about it that religious faith is somehow “good” for other people, good for society, good for public order, good for instilling morals, good for the common people even if we chaps don’t need it. Condescending? Patronising? Yes, but isn’t that largely what lies behind successive governments’ enthusiasm for faith schools?
Baroness Warsi, your Minister Without Portfolio (and without election), has been at pains to inform us that this coalition government does indeed “do God”. But we who elected you mostly do not. It is possible that the recent census may register a slight majority of people ticking the “Christian” box. However, the UK branch of the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science commissioned an Ipsos MORI poll in the week following the census. When published, this will enable us to see how many people who self-identified as Christian are believers.
Meanwhile, the latest British Social Attitudes survey, just published, clearly demonstrates that religious affiliation, religious observance and religious attitudes to social issues have all continued their long-term decline and are now irrelevant to all but a minority of the population. When it comes to life choices, social attitudes, moral dilemmas and sense of identity, religion is on its deathbed, even for many of those who still nominally identify with a religion.
This is good news. It is good news because if we depended on religion for our values and our sense of cohesion we would be well and truly stuck. The very idea that we might get our morals from the Bible or the Quran will horrify any decent person today who takes the trouble to read those books – rather than cherry-pick the verses that happen to conform to our modern secular consensus. As for the patronising assumption that people need the promise of heaven (or the obscene threat of torture in hell) in order to be moral, what a contemptibly immoral motive for being moral! What binds us together, what gives us our sense of empathy and compassion – our goodness – is something far more important, more fundamental and more powerful than religion: it is our common humanity, deriving from our pre-religious evolutionary heritage, then refined and improved, as Professor Steven Pinker argues in The Better Angels of Our Nature, by centuries of secular enlightenment.
A diverse and largely secular country such as Britain should not privilege the religious over the non-religious, or impose or underwrite religion in any aspect of public life. A government that does so is out of step with modern demographics and values. You seemed to understand that in your excellent, and unfairly criticised, speech on the dangers of “multiculturalism” in February this year. Modern society requires and deserves a truly secular state, by which I mean not state atheism, but state neutrality in all matters pertaining to religion: the recognition that faith is personal and no business of the state. Individuals must always be free to “do God” if they wish; but a government for the people certainly should not.
With my best wishes to you and your family for a happy Christmas,
Richard Dawkins
The Judge said,
December 14, 2011 at 6:34 pm
“…whose family has been part of the Chipping Norton Set since 1727, as you’ll see if you look around you in the parish church…”
I love the way Dawkins pulls rank on Plastic Dave there!
Rosie said,
December 14, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Hmm “Cameron”. One of those pushy Scots.
“There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make” – J.M.Barrie
“The noblest prospect which a Scotchman ever sees, is the high road that leads to England.” – Samuel Johnson
charliethechulo said,
December 14, 2011 at 7:17 pm
“It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine” – P.G. Wodehouse
Monsuer Jelly est Formidable said,
December 14, 2011 at 9:34 pm
“much may be made of a Scotchman, if he be caught young” – Dr Johnson
Stewart Lee on William Wallace
“Firstly, William Wallace, Braveheart, your national hero, he wasn’t some noble savage living in a mud hut. He was a privileged, educated Nobleman, right? Secondly, its not mentioned in the film, but there’s some evidence to suggest that he actually fought as a mercenary for the English as a teenager. Thirdly, you know that French princess he’s supposed to have sex with? The implication is that he gets her pregnant and she marries Edward II of England so its his kid. Now she was a real historical figure, that French princess. But at the time of the death of William Wallace, Braveheart, your national hero, she was only 4 years old. Now, Glasgow, Im not saying that William Wallace, Braveheart, your national hero, didn’t have sex with her. You know, he probably did. If I look at my own background there’s a lot of sexual opportunism involved. Im not saying he didn’t have sex with her but if he did, and he definitely did, it would have been a far less romantic scene. Than the one enacted by Mel Gibson in the film Braveheart. It may have happened in a tent but it would still have been not a romantic scene. Because that would have made William Wallace, Braveheart, your national hero, a paedophile. A Scottish paedophile. The worst kind of paedophile that there is. Coming at you… through a bothy… With shortbread on its face. Muttering unintelligible sexual threats in a frankly incomprehensible dialect.”
Ben said,
December 15, 2011 at 12:39 am
Dawkins rejects Christianity, yet he has demonstrably retained the bigotry that has traditionally been exhibited by many Anglicans towards Judaism.
The “rival religion” whose influence in the USA he slyly decries has asked that its Holidays be recognized in the public sphere – how dare they! It must be “Merry Christmas” for the atheist Dawkins, not “Happy Holidays”. And it’s only the King James Bible he praises, not the Hebrew original from which KJB is mainly constituted and of which it is (an unarguably outstanding) translation.
Happy Chanukkah and Merry Xmas to you all.
Faster Pussycat Miaow Miaow Miaow! said,
December 15, 2011 at 4:55 am
And it’s only the King James Bible he praises, not the Hebrew original
Pffuhh! What a fucking dolt and a dullard.
PS fuck ‘Happy Holidays’, ‘sure … you’re welcome …. missing you already’ and all the other plastic fake sincerity bullshit. Oh and it’s ARSE. An Ass is a donkey (and what wonderful creatures they are too).
Monsuer Jelly est Formidable said,
December 15, 2011 at 5:00 am
i would happily have all fuckking religo-crackpoTTs crushed beneath a steamroller and then feed the remains to their children in pies and tell them they are christmas pies. That’s what I would do i would.
Robin Carmody said,
December 20, 2011 at 12:42 am
As has already been suggested, I think Dawkins’ disdain for “Happy Holidays” and the Americanisation/consumerisation of Christmas is merely a form of cultural conservatism and moderate fogeyism, not anything more actively sinister. As he states himself, he has many of the same cultural preferences – and, perhaps, prejudices – of those in his generation and class who *have* stuck with Anglicanism. That doesn’t make him the same as them in other respects.
SteveH said,
December 15, 2011 at 5:33 pm
He could have said something about austerity in his bloody letter!
Still, I am glad he’s doing what he’s doing.
He also needs a Denham type to edit his writings. For example the following:
“This is good news. It is good news because if we depended on religion for our values and our sense of cohesion we would be well and truly stuck.”
should of course read,
“This is good news. It is good news because if we depended on religion for our values and our sense of cohesion we would be well and truly fucked.”
though I would write in,
“This is good news. It is good news because if we depended on religion for our values and our sense of cohesion we would be well and truly fucked. (though with your Austerity plans we are fucked anyway you Tory twat).”