The End of the World! Today!! 6.00 pm!!!
And it’s all the fault of them homos.
Well, you might as well go down smiling…
…let us know what you’ll be doing at 5.55 pm today: what music you’ll listen to, what you’ll be eating and/or drinking, what film you’ll be watching, what you’ll be reading, what sort of sex you’ll be having…or would like to have…
les said,
May 21, 2011 at 1:52 am
well, 6:00 p.m. chez nous, is generally the hour for an apéritif, so, depending upon the weather, it will either be a martini rouge, or maybe a pernod. dinner, by the way, will most likely be some form of ratatouille, but definitely with a lot of aubergine in it. i think i’ll be listening to some eric dolphy, either out to lunch or last date, but maybe, i’ll surprise everyone and crank up the bonzo dog band. as for the rest, to quote the lyrics of what used to be a well-known song “ain’t nobody’s business but my own.”
but frankly, for all the folks who so fervently wish for the end of the world, i think they’ve already ended the world for themselves, so they’re not really worth the time or trouble to make much of a fuss over.
Deep Ocean said,
May 21, 2011 at 4:54 am
Please stop giving wrong information worldwide….the world will never come to an end but human race itself. Only GOD the creator knows when this time will come upon all creation. You are not GOD.
elga said,
May 21, 2011 at 6:18 am
Lol, deep ocean. Christian fuckwit
butler said,
May 21, 2011 at 9:54 am
i know you… your JW
Britchaz said,
May 21, 2011 at 10:30 pm
The world will never come to an end, huh? That’s weird…scientists have already estimated it’s lifespan.
Britchaz said,
May 21, 2011 at 10:31 pm
10:30?! HOLY SHIT I LIVED!!
hannibal hector said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:05 am
ok so im in California…. Southern california to be exact… o to be more exact …. SAN DIEGO….. any way this is supposed to the most worst place to be… i have my son,my wife, my mom and my dad… my older brother lives in Arizona…. but anyway… at around 5 we should be barbecuing burgers and ill eat hot cheetoes with Chamoy and trying to get my son to stop crying sense hes teething as well as waiting for my track to come back from A.D. and than ill enjoy the rest of my year like that cuz aint shit going to happen! even in the bible it says no one will be able to predict the end of the world. soooo watch out!
nameless1 said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:07 am
wow ignorant people……
Bri said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:14 am
I’ll be watching Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and Priest
aj said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:15 am
Them homos? If the world does end the up side will be that twats like u disappear!!
Jim Denham said,
May 21, 2011 at 9:32 am
The Jehova’s Witnesses I’ve just bumped into, have a slightly different version: in the Bible, you see, a “day” can in fact mean a thousand years. So…during the period of judgement (1,000 years), Jesus, along with 144,000 mean and women resurrected to life will rule over the earth. They will serve as kings and priests, administering the benefits of Jesus’ ransom sacrifice and progressively elevating faithful humans to physical and mental perfection (Revelation 5:10; 14:1-4; 20:4-6).
HOWEVER, this doesn’t take account of the one big problem, viz: Someone Stole Gabriel’s Horn!
kandy said,
May 21, 2011 at 10:03 am
I’ll be in the park with my two Children. I don’t believe the world will end today we’ve heard this all before and only God knows when our time on earth is up!
elga said,
May 21, 2011 at 11:09 am
God doesn’t excist, he only lives in the mind of people who are too afraid to admit to themselves that we simply excist. There is no end of the world because of god, when the world ends it’s because we used up the entire planet with our greedyness and wastefullness. Today is like any other, go out with your kids and have fun. Enjoy every little minute of your day and fill it with what makes you happy not some pretend ‘god’ who condemns you to hell if you just happen to snogg your neighbour’s wife. geesh. Grow up. Fucked up Hypocritical Christians. (That goes for any silly religion!!)
Youpoorsoul said,
May 21, 2011 at 9:31 pm
For people like your self to knock religion means some priest got a hold of you and had his way. If you think there is no God that’s your own thing and should keep your yap shut for people who know there is a God. Sounds like you snogg your neighbours wife to much and are scared.
charliethechulo said,
May 21, 2011 at 11:45 am
Come 5.55pm, I’ll be listening to Skeeter Davis:
Also scoffing Snyder’s of Hanover’s wonderful Cheddar Cheese Pretzel Pieces (“Bursting With Flavor!”), drinking a good single malt (Laphroaig for choice) and -if all else fails- having a quick J Arthur.
tengumt said,
May 21, 2011 at 11:48 am
The world needs to end for fucked up people like you, who cant move on since the Victorian era, can’t you realise how stupid you look to the rest of the world, its so pathetic, so retarded, I could go on forever.
Oh, and by the way: FUCK your ‘GOD’. Stop using capitals to spell it, it makes you look like a fucking zealot which you actually are, so FUCK god, FUCK your beliefs, and FUCK you, and no, I don’t wanna hear about your machine gun being ready and about how I’m gonna ‘burn’ in hell. Heck, I take hell over staying up there in heaven with all the fucked up human scum should by any chance god actually exist, which of course I don’t even consider for a second.
Stevie said,
May 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Wow, u really have alot of mean things to say. Why do u feel so much hatered to peoole who believe in God? I don’t believe the world will end today but I know he is real, I have seen things happen w my own eyes that r just plain miracles. I used to believe like u, that people who follow God are crazy and stupid, but then 1 day he changed my whole life. If u only knew that christians r just like u, we just chose to live our lives in a positive way. The problem is that u have never had a true encounter w God, if u did u wouldn’t feel the way u do. I will pray for God to open ur heart, if u only knew how good ur life would be if u would just believe. I have to say again that I was where u r at, but God is just so good to me that I couldn’t deny him even ob my worst days. And believe me u wouldn’t rather be in hell. There is more crazies in there then anywhere else. Open the bible and read it for urself. Its truely life changing. God bless u.
Ali baba said,
May 21, 2011 at 4:31 pm
Well if god is so good where was he when in ww2 happened and 6000000 innocent Jews die. And if he is so food y does he allow bad things to happen to good people
Miss Tyra said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:33 pm
@ Ali Baba. Oh, What was he supposed to do? Send down Angels to Kill all the Nazi’s? Dude I mean cmon ._. It was us human beings that started WW2. Dohhh..
Billie said,
May 21, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Wow…you really are an angry soul aren’t you? You do not have to believe the same as me or anyone else for that matter… But life is really a more satisfying experience when you can wake each day and not be so bitter. I hope you have a better outlook of life from this point on. Really life is not that bad!!!!
Amanda said,
May 21, 2011 at 11:54 am
6:00pm who’s time????? There are many time zones and what is 6:00 at my house isn’t at someone else’s. So what’s going on there? Is it like sunrise…. Just going around the world an hour at a time? Or is it 6:00 where you are and some random time for everyone else????
Jim Denham said,
May 21, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Amanda: I am reliably informed that New Zealand remains intact.
Krissss said,
May 21, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Dumb. Only man kind will destroy the world. God gave us those beautiful place to make life and what thanks do we give him? We destroy it and lose faith in his name. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Get a life.
stylish quansah said,
May 21, 2011 at 1:02 pm
only cowards will believe this bull shit world coming to an end. life is forever eternal and it is yours forever.
stylish quansah said,
May 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm
sincerely, i dont believe in a “GOD” who wants to be pampered all the time.
stylish quansah said,
May 21, 2011 at 1:08 pm
in case i go to that heaven, will the “GOD” prepare me delicious chicken soup? if yes, then who will “murder” the fowl? and if no, then to hell with that “heaven”
bria said,
May 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Wow…. people dhadt don’t believe nd God ion know what’s wrong wit yall….. but really nobody knows when idts gon end but God so chill out wit dhadt people at mhy skool (nd 8th by dha way) tlking bout ima stop cussing ima stop gang banging all dhis ish but for what ahh day ain’t worth notin win yhu did idt all yhoe life now dha world bout 2hew end nd yhu wanna stop be yhoe self dhadts what God likes he put us on earth for ahh test nd obviously nobody iz gon pass it…! so chill out wit dhis end ovf dha world junk…! becuz idts some sick person who did notin wit his life trying 2hew scare america nd at 6:00 gon be at ahh top of ahh mountai like a freak..! nd notin gon happen,,,! dhis coming from ahh black african american girl…..! so chill..! cuz who made dhis stupid lil junk nd making dhis stupid lil junk yhu lolok fucking stupid nd america’s laughing at yhu at 5:55 ima be widtv my mom at ahh concert nd my friend said see yha monday so i’ll see yall monday
Tamara said,
May 21, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Try talking in English mate.
shawn said,
May 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm
no ebonics in heaven bro..
the above is why my country is doomed regardless of these false prophets’ claims.
i get people coming into job interviews for mid level IT jobs speaking like that and when i politely ask them to leave they go on and on about how i am racist. i have to explain that even if i were, it has nothing to do with the fact that they need to instill confidence in the client that they can resolve their IT issues. people dont have confidence nor understand shit like above.
trae said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm
You grammar is ridiculous! Why are you spelling like that foolish little girl you said you’re in school learn how to spell “AIGHT”
risa said,
May 21, 2011 at 2:01 pm
I dont believe in hell. If God put us here with free will then why would he put us in such a horrible place for making bad choices?? We’re human and we’re here to learn. I agree with part of someone else’s comment: the only way human kind is going to end is by our own stupidity. I dont think the world is going to end today its too beautful out… And I usually have pretty good gut feelings when something bad is going to happen. My instincts tell me its just another regular day. Smile today everyone cuz its not your last day
John said,
May 21, 2011 at 2:23 pm
I will be listening to Whitechapel, drinking Keystone Light, and playing Call of Duty:Black Ops. Just like EVERY other day. What a bunch of crap.
brootttalll said,
May 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
Yeahhh duude
Elze said,
May 21, 2011 at 2:37 pm
what are you going to do when the world doesn’t end? Are you going to take this off?
Rosie said,
May 21, 2011 at 2:50 pm
I want to know who’s going to do all the cleaning up at 6:05 pm.
Sean said,
May 21, 2011 at 4:15 pm
the mexicans duuhhhh
j said,
May 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
ill be listenin to J. Hughes
http://www.youtube.com/user/jdothughes#p/u/0/lvdHw-KmHxU
toniann said,
May 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
people dont be after anyways ifthe world ends will i dont believe gonna end god will sell us to heaven u now why because god is nice and resectful and please the world is not gonna end today at 6.00 will if it dose were gonnA AND UR GONNA IF TO FATE PAIN AND EVERYBOBY GONNA DIED SOMEDAY WERE GOING TO HEAVEN OR WE CAN REBORN
Sean said,
May 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm
God I hope it all ends. With Obama as president, and China about to become the number one super power in the world. I’m personally sick of it. But it wont end. All this shit will just continue on and on. Why because its just my luck. I mean look at us people. Its sick that a person can rape a person and be out in five years but I have a friend that is doing fifteen years for selling pot. Our morals are a big twisted fuck fest of ideology that is wrong. Our country used to be the greatest place in the world but now that the two party dictatorship that runs this shit hole has fucked it all up for us, I hope that god comes back if only just to send D.C. and the rest of these corrupt bastards straight to hell.
Miss Tyra said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Looooool. High Five.
mike said,
May 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Word
We’re still here! Humanity still exists! (God probably doesn’t…) « Shiraz Socialist said,
May 21, 2011 at 5:01 pm
[...] Bria says: “Wow…. people dhadt don’t believe nd God ion know what’s wrong wit yall….. but really nobody knows when idts gon end but God so chill out wit dhadt people at mhy skool (nd 8th by dha way) tlking bout ima stop cussing ima stop gang banging all dhis ish but for what ahh day ain’t worth notin win yhu did idt all yhoe life now dha world bout 2hew end nd yhu wanna stop be yhoe self dhadts what God likes he put us on earth for ahh test nd obviously nobody iz gon pass it…! so chill out wit dhis end ovf dha world junk…! becuz idts some sick person who did notin wit his life trying 2hew scare america nd at 6:00 gon be at ahh top of ahh mountai like a freak..! nd notin gon happen,,,! dhis coming from ahh black african american girl…..! so chill..! cuz who made dhis stupid lil junk nd making dhis stupid lil junk yhu lolok fucking stupid nd america’s laughing at yhu at 5:55 ima be widtv my mom at ahh concert nd my friend said see yha monday so i’ll see yall monday” [...]
Theman said,
May 21, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Nothing happened lmao
chris said,
May 21, 2011 at 5:10 pm
god doesnt cause the problems here on earth we do.. he gave us life and a choice on this earth.. follow him or the devil.. basically saying god doesnt send people to hell.. u send yourself know as ur resting place..we all atomatically go there because we are not holly.. thats why he sent his son so we can go to heaven and have that blessing.. holocost was the work of the devil on a man who had no light in him.. the devil tried to get back at god so he took it out on the jews.. gods chosen people.. god said to keep faith in him and that this world was not gonna be easy at all. thats why jesus knows how we feel and what we are going through.. life here on earth is temporary and nothing compared to eternity
Theman said,
May 21, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Your clock says I poste at 5:10… It’s 18:08 here soooo…. Yeh
Jason said,
May 21, 2011 at 5:15 pm
Well its 18:15 and nobody’s dead or dissapeared
happy doomsday everybody!!
Theman said,
May 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Well time differenc.
lmao
Thomas said,
May 22, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Well technically a few people did of old age or cancer but apart from that, no body died.
shakilah said,
May 21, 2011 at 6:01 pm
lol why would anybody say some like this nobodys knows when the world will end but god… and at 6 pm its only 1:00 pm where im at what time is it at where yall at??
dave said,
May 21, 2011 at 6:13 pm
I like this post, but to be honest i dont believe that anything will happen today, as i have read the bible myself and it says there that NOBODY will know when the judgment day will come. So please guys don’t take this very serious.
http://bit.ly/lxLbuy
CarlosDG said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Well I don’t believe in god or this end of the world crap, but in case something does happen I’m going to be smoking this ounce of marijuana I bought, that hawaiian kush to be precise. Also while I’m doing that Imma be listening to Guns and Roses welcome to the jungle. Then after my mind is stimulated I’m going to make a nice sea food dinner with buffalo wings on the side, and then I’m going to fuck my lady.(:
mike said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Well, it’s 20.17PM here in the UK now and i’m still sitting here waiting! COME ON FFS!!!! do us all a HUGE FAVOUR lol!
Burdon to Bear said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Lord, Father, forgive them as they are blind and know not what they say. Forgive them.
Aj said,
May 21, 2011 at 9:19 pm
Right .. Please !
FitzBoy said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:24 pm
1420hrs (CST)….Not sure if it’s a flash that I’m gonna see or what….
Maybe what’s-his-name playing the trumpet…Not sure…In the meantime, I’ll continue enjoying a couple of adult beverages and plan for the on-coming looters……What a crock!!!!
SA7AN said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:33 pm
U guys are all fu****** r3tardz nothins happenin humanity has pathetic , repeptitive and boring lives so they make shit up to get excited cause no one has the balls to have fun caus eof the police…nothings happenin but whoeva made this up…is gonn abe drivin a new sick ass whip tomo with ur money..
Gods bs and the bible is a scam to get ur dum4sses money….
Miss Tyra said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Excuse Me? It’s our choice to buy a Bible or Not o.o
Smily said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Look ppl instead Of saying bad words just pray so the world won’t end and tats true the only One who knows when the world will end is god so ppl dnt be saying tings tat scarred ppl cz some ppl kill their self cz tey dnt want 2 see the end of the world and is not going to happens cz god Is big nd he’s goin to help us
FitzBoy said,
May 21, 2011 at 7:41 pm
OK……I’m still hangin’….Pretty soon I guess…..”ONE MORE RUM AND COKE, PLEASE!”
Sarah AB said,
May 21, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Well, back to the original questions, I had an early supper at a Bedouin restaurant and listened to music which I guess was – Bedouin. I don’t plan to watch anything – just continue fretting about things not being quite right on the internet.
matt said,
May 21, 2011 at 8:23 pm
I was watching Jay Leno wit my mom on thursday and he asked if anyone was ready for today and if they believed it was going to happen no one raised their and then he said WHOS READY FOR THE MACYS AFTER DOOMSDAY SALE ON SUNDAY! LOL LMAO
J said,
May 21, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Here we go again. If you believe this guy, I can save you. Simply send me one thousand LBs. I will talk to God and he will put your name on the list to be saved. Money is necessary as God has many things to do. He does not except credit cards. However, a wire will work. I will check back here later to see if there is anyone who wants to be saved.
J
Johnny Red said,
May 21, 2011 at 9:22 pm
I WILL BE PARTYING MY ASS OFF AT MARQUEE LAS VEGAS!!! WOO HOO!!
Chuck Norris said,
May 21, 2011 at 9:41 pm
Earth is a learning center( look up the Gaia Project) Created by God so all the beings in the universe can visit and learn. Heaven was created by god for souls who want to be reincarnated back to Earth. The materialized world we live in is coming to a dematerialization. This cycle process will happen. The details of the end no one knows. The end is a good thing. It is a time of spiritual enlightenment and higher consciousness. And the bible says we will have 1000 years of peace under Jesus rule. 2012 will be a point were there is great change. Sure the bible says you will never know the time or place. I believe we have found out. God has used the Mayans to warn us. If it 2012 doesn’t end up being it I WILL NOT BESUPRISED because it’s in Gods hands. We also have a choice as human beings to become a better place or meet our doom. The crazy stuff I said earlier comes from a book I read called ” THe Gaia Project”. it tells of hypnotism and how people can see there past lives and the spirit world. As for today the world ending… God could end it whenever but I highly doubt it’s today! Love Peace Skeet Cheese
island mon said,
May 21, 2011 at 9:42 pm
well i am drinking me my eighth ice cold heineken here in the caribbean,,,st.maarten to be exact,,,tripping on your comments and this world ending bullshit. I am on the beach,feet in the sand looking at the crystal clean blue waters while my wife and kids are still in it snorkeling and shit.Let me know when your world comes to an end. Because my world just started! “Waiter,,another beer please”
Larry B said,
May 21, 2011 at 10:04 pm
6:01 PM EST
Time has passed but He will come someday but no man will know when.
God Bless Us All
Kellywelly said,
May 21, 2011 at 10:18 pm
God only lives in the minds of people afraid of science!
sticko said,
May 21, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Don’t you realize it’s going to occur at a different time for everybody
J said,
May 21, 2011 at 11:56 pm
God has informed me that the price of being saved is now at a discount. With you purchase of salvation included in the package will be a free trip to the destination of your choice. Of couse with every purchase of salvation, God will provide a free lap top.
hannibal hector said,
May 22, 2011 at 3:15 am
mhmm…. as i said…. i enjoyed my day… bburgers were delicious… wife is upstairs … son is asleep, mom and dad are at a friends party…. shit if u ask me…. the world couldnt of ended on a better say
ladybug said,
May 22, 2011 at 3:21 am
only god knows the time and day that he is sending his son back . not even his son jesus knows. the bible clearly tells us this……these religous idiots are exactly that IDIOTS. stop listening to them. STOP following them.
Billie said,
May 22, 2011 at 3:38 am
Well what if it really happened? Would we all be so flippant in our comments? I think not…but really doesn’t give fodder for thought? Truth is the day will come for each of us to transcend to the hereafter, to whatever that means to each individual. Does it really take this kind of hype remind ourselves that we are called Human Kind for a reason? It is so much easier to be HUMAN and KIND with each breath we take. If we just follow that one small rule that links every single person all over the globe, we would never have to worry about the rapture or what follows that…maybe just maybe there would be no need for the book of revelations to be played out. What would happen if everyone behaved humanly and kindly to one another? That would be a reason to be posting and tweeting all over the world. Let’s try it.
Carlos said,
May 22, 2011 at 6:54 am
Jajajajajaja hes wrong again no end of the world see only god knows hes coming
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mike said,
June 19, 2012 at 12:15 am
What a crock of crap this was! He couldn’t get it right the 1st time or the 2nd time so who’s gonna listen to him now??? Think the boy that cried wolf pmsl!
Victoria said,
December 8, 2012 at 12:46 am
I am sick of the spelling one here. Although it was painfully obvious that these are god hate messages, just let people believe what they want. To you hardcore believers out there BACK OFF, not everyone believes so get over it. God may judge you but these people make there own decisions based on what they want to do. I do not condone god hate, I am catholic and find this mildly offensive. However on thing you do-not talk about online is religion, it is so varied that people within the same religion can have different views. Not all religious people are Hardcore and not all atheists are scum that go to hell. Going to a public school and being catholic made me more accepting of peoples religions or non-religion. there are many ways to god. If god is truly loving then he would not care about whether you believed in him or not, only that you were doing the very best you could in your life